Community Standards
We believe in free speech, personal accountability, and building a space where people can explore, play, and create together without hostility or fear. Our community thrives on collaboration and mutual respect—not on control, bullying, or ego.
Our goal is to create a place where the PLAYER feels part of a circle of trust, but the CHARACTER has to deal with an emotionally extreme, unpleasant, and often times horrible post apocalypse environment. We want to make the player in a safer space and the characters in a very unsafe space.
We won’t always agree. We don’t expect everyone to like each other. But we do expect everyone to act in good faith and behave with basic decency.
Not Liking Someone Is Not Abuse
Disagreements happen. People rub each other the wrong way. Sometimes personalities don’t mesh, or communication styles clash. That’s normal in any community. We do not consider social awkwardness, unpopularity, or personal disinterest grounds for moderation or removal. If you simply don’t like someone, that’s your right and your business. Not ours.
Harassment, however, is a different matter entirely—and it’s defined by patterns of behavior, not by whether two people get along.
Toxicity Has Consequences
There’s a difference between not getting along and causing harm. If your behavior—whether online or in person—includes:
Hate speech
Targeted harassment
Public shaming (even “morality shaming”)
Intentional disruption
Passive-aggressive attacks or “gotcha” tactics
Coordinated social exclusion or smear campaigns
…then you’re actively hurting the mental, emotional, and social well-being of the community. That’s not something we tolerate. If your actions erode trust, comfort, or psychological safety, we will take steps to address it. That may include warnings, moderation, event bans, or permanent removal from our platforms and spaces. If you make other players not want to be players and drive other people out of social spacies, that is not acceptable.
This Isn’t a “Mega Mart”
Our team is not paid to absorb abuse. This is not a corporate call center. This is a labor of love.
When you engage with organizers, moderators, or volunteers, we expect mutual respect. If you come in making demands, treating people like punching bags, or twisting conversations to “catch” someone in a mistake, you’re going to find yourself removed from the conversation and possibly the community.
We are not obligated to “hear you out” if your tone is hostile or demeaning. Respect isn’t something we negotiate after the fact. It’s the baseline for being part of this space. You as a participant expect to be treated with respect. We, as the event hosts, expect the same.
Own the Words Said
We respect your right to express yourself—but freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from responsibility. You are responsible for what you say and how you say it, especially in a shared community setting.
This means:
Don’t cloak harassment in “just being honest.”
Don’t mask cruelty as “free speech.”
Don’t act like decency is censorship.
Don’t convolute you preferences with facts.
You’re allowed to speak your mind. Just be ready to own it if what you say violates the spirit of this community or the safety of its members.
Final Word
We’re not here to police your private opinions. You can disagree with rules, dislike people, and have offbeat takes on game lore or community norms. But when your behavior starts to disrupt others’ ability to enjoy, participate, or feel safe—that’s when we step in.
Social and Safety Concern Policy
Why This Policy Exists
Our LARP is a private, ticketed hobby event run by a small, dedicated team. While we operate as a for-profit entity legally, our mission is not profit-first—we aim to build a safe, inclusive, and enriching space for participants. This policy exists so everyone understands how we respond to social or safety concerns.
Our guiding principles:
Protect our community from foreseeable harm while respecting individual rights.
Operate within the boundaries of our training, resources, and legal responsibilities.
Avoid making public judgments about guilt or innocence—those decisions belong in a court of law.
Comply with U.S. laws around negligence, defamation, and the right to refuse service.
Attendance and Revocation of Service
Purchasing a ticket or registering for our online platform grants you a revocable license to participate in our events. We reserve the right to revoke this participation at any time and for any lawful reason, without refund.
This may occur in cases where we believe it is necessary to:
Ensure the safety of our participants.
Maintain the quality, fairness, and logistical integrity of our operations.
Support a healthy and respectful community environment.
How to Report a Concern
Please send all reports to assistance@mostimprobable.com. Your message should include:
Your contact information: We can’t communicate without a valid means to do so.
What happened: A brief description including time and place.
Who was involved: Names or identifiers of the parties involved.
Supporting information: Screenshots, logs, witness names, or a police report number, if available. Objectively reviewable, first hand accounts, and confirmable evidence.
Important: If you believe a crime has occurred, please contact local law enforcement directly. We will cooperate fully with any official investigation. Additionally, if you share a report with us that may involve criminal activity or immediate risk to others, we will notify the appropriate authorities.
We are not legal professionals, and we are not equipped to investigate potential crimes internally. Real-world dangers must be addressed by those who are trained and authorized to handle them. We do this to avoid becoming another group that quietly “handles things in-house” or simply excludes a person from attending without addressing the core issue.
What Happens When You Report Something
We log and acknowledge the report. You’ll receive confirmation that we’ve received your message.
We assess basic plausibility. This may include looking at court records, past incidents, or any objective evidence.
We may take temporary action. To protect event safety, we might:
Set boundaries (e.g., require no contact between parties).
Place a hold on the accused person’s attendance while reviewing the situation.
In the case of immediate threat, call emergency services.
Two organizers review the report. They read the report, any response from the accused, and relevant evidence. We use a “more likely than not” standard to assess risk to the event or community.
We make a decision. Possible outcomes include:
No action. (The concern is not substantiated or not relevant to the event.)
Conditional attendance. (Behavioral conditions or temporary probation.)
Exclusion. (Temporary or permanent removal from events.)
We notify those involved privately. If we make any public statement, it will only say that a participant "was removed for violating the Code of Conduct."
All documentation is stored securely and encrypted for at least three years.
Appeals Process
If you believe that relevant or new information was missed, you may file an appeal in writing within 14 days of our decision. A different organizer (or neutral third party) will review your appeal. This second decision is final.
Confidentiality and Online Conduct
We treat all reports and related materials as confidential and expect all parties involved to do the same. In the instance that the parties involved breach confidentiality, we reserve the right to release all communications received, actions taken, and documentation for transparent review.